I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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