When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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