yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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