i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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