umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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