Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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