Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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