Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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