I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You took a bar mat shot.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My liver just had a heart attack.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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