alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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