we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Randomize