I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
she smelled like a LAN party
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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