R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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