i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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