I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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