im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
third nipple confirmed
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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