i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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