Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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