We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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