just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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