so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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