Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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