i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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