Swine flu. Run for my life!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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