when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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