yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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