i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I need to sanitize my soul.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
