I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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