Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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