he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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