Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I think my moral compass just broke
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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