my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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