That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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