would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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