Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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