You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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