just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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