dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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