I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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