Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
