Do vagina's smell?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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