It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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