I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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