Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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