what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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