So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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