come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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