I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
is that a dick in a sweater?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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