i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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