i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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