There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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