You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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