the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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