fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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