don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
It was confusing and full of hummus
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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